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Post by dane archibald on Feb 22, 2011 23:26:52 GMT -7
aubrey, llerman, student
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FULL NAME dane kingston archibald
NICKNAMES big d
CURRENT AGE twenty.
DATE OF BIRTH march eighth, 1990
HOMETOWN baltimore, maryland
RELATIONSHIP STATUS swinger
MOTHER samantha vacara archibald (nee crew), 42, global archaeologist.
FATHER chase delano archibald, 45, global archaeologist
SIBLINGS - - - - -
CHILDREN - - - - -
PETS king, 2, shiba inu
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORKi live here bitch
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. if you wanna get technical, i've only seen my parents for a grand total of six days and 14 hours in the past nine years
2. watching meet the robinsons makes me cry
3. i really did love her
4. i can't stand being alone all the time
5. i'm scared of being a failure
GROCERY LIST
1. dog food
2. condoms
3. jack
4. the esquire issue with minka kelly on it
5. tissues
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. new kid cudi cd
2. black ops
3. lotion
4. chinese food
5. new iphone4
INTERVIEW
"couldn't be reached for comment."
samantha archibald, 39
"dane's like my fucking shadow. if it weren't for the stories of my work and his own odd little influence on it too. im proud of the beast i helped to create."
julian archibald, cousin
"if i could back to that one night that i even let you sputter one word to my drunken face, to replace my stupid actions, i would spit randomly acquired herpes straight into your face. i hope you rot in the darkest, deepest and sweatiest part of hell you piece of shit.."
nicole giarnetta, twenty-two
"i think dane is hemoragghing this company money, but somehow he keeps customers coming back its kind of hard to imagine the deli without him there. he kind of runs it but at the same time doesn't nothing. he's the generator for the deli. "
joe baruvian, 56
"you're paying for my new tv since you yacked on my last week you punkass bitch. ava's pissed."
ale cabral, twenty
"i'd kill that fucker if i had the chance. good god, give me the chance."
nick tatrion, twenty
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
a dick, and i know i am. i've tried to be nicer, and more open but the last time i tried that i got fucked over so, eh, back to my old dane ways.
and i live by...
"i love it when ya call me big papa, throw ya hands in the air if you's a true playa cause i see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby, baby."
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