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Post by savron mccarthy on Feb 20, 2011 17:56:52 GMT -7
cailyn, dan, resident
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FULL NAME savron elias mccarthy.
NICKNAMES sav, savvy, ron, ronny, dick.
CURRENT AGE twenty-three.
DATE OF BIRTH july 23, 1989.
HOMETOWN london, uk.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS unbothered.
MOTHER gillian mccarthy (née bowden), forty, wedding planner.
FATHER oliver mccarthy, forty-two, pornography directer/owner.
SIBLINGS carys elanora mccarthy, nineteen.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS brutus, one, bobcat hybrid.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK i live here.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED, MOMMY.
2. i slap bitches with my dick
3. fat bitches scare me
4. i hate thongs
5. i will not give all my money to strippers
GROCERY LIST
1. VODKA
2. frozen dinner
3. cat food
4. frozen steaks
5. grapes
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. candy for trent
2. lap dance
3. new tattoo
4. jagerbombs
5. hawaiian pizza
INTERVIEW
"he's a little shit. i can't stand him. he goes and uses my money for his own selfish shit. he won't agree to take over the company after i'm gone and i can't give it to his sister and he keeps calling me a dinosaur fuck."
oliver mccarthy, forty-two
"i love my brother. he may not be the most ideal person to have around, but he cares. he does things for me no one else would and his limits of adoration for me and me alone only make me feel like the most spoiled girl around."
carys mccarthy, sister
"he's a fucking dick. he made me do things during sex with that persuasive tounge of his and then dumped me. i hate him."
tammy rivers, twenty-one
"waste of space. can we talk about a student that was actually in class?"
sarai carter, forty
"TOMAS MARTIN TALKS HERE. WUT A WANKER."
tomas martin, twenty-three
"sarcastic piece of shit. i broke his nose once, but a week later he broke my leg. i don't even remember how the fuck it happened but it still hurts."
tyler duhurst, twenty-five
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
i'm not shit. i do shit just to do it. my morals are nonexistent i hate everything that's meaningful. fuck everything.
and i live by...
"lets start a riot."
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