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Post by fergus roxburgh on Feb 6, 2011 23:35:42 GMT -7
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FULL NAME fergus carter roxburgh. NICKNAMES none. CURRENT AGE twenty-three. DATE OF BIRTH july 17, 1987. HOMETOWN shinnecock bay, ny. RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER prescilla carlson (née bosque), forty-five, n/a. FATHER nigel roxburgh, deceased, ex-govenor of maine. SIBLINGS collette roxburgh, twenty-two, sister. portia roxburgh, twenty, sister. cristian carlson, twenty-five, step-brother. tabitha carlson, eighteen, step-sister. CHILDREN never. PETS willie, six months, tarantula; jack, two years, iguana.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK i grew up in shinnecock bay near hampton bay. if i wasn't in maine with my father i was visiting the hamptons. now that my father has passed i prefer to stay here and not make a show of my mother's embarassing antics.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. i pretend my mother's not such an embarassment. 2. i've been having an affair with my step-sister. 3. i bought the ring i'm going to use to propose someday when i was seventeen. 4. i developed leukemia when i was nineteen. 5. i use the forensic science lab to dissect insects.
GROCERY LIST
1. crickets. 2. zucchini. 3. blueberry waffles. 4. spray paint. 5. chambourd.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. chambourd. 2. willie. 3. pearls. 4. suishi. 5. super glue.
INTERVIEW
"fergus is a wonderful son. he's a lot like his father was, though. very wrapped up in his work and very lost in his own world. he developed the same type of cancer his father died from only three years after his father's death. his father lived with it for twelve years, hopefully fergus wont have to deal with that torture. it was a horrible experience to find out but luckily the doctors caught it and were able to remove the small tumor from his neck. it went into remission a few months later and has only flared up twice since then. we're hoping the doctors caught the last of it, but fergus is such a strong boy and we know he can handle it. it's been in remission for almost a year now, but he's been so quiet about his life. he never comes to visit, and when he does he locks himself up with tabitha. he's such an odd child, but i love him the same. i feel so much closer to his sisters, i know with them they're out partying and living life to it's fullest and will be home before morning. while he's locked up in a lab or with his books or out doing who knows what and might be gone for days! he never confides in anyone anymore."
priscilla carlson, mother.
"yeah me and fergus have been sleeping together for awhile. it's more for shock value than anything. i don't have romantic intentions with him nor does he have them for me. he's into other girls, more lowkey girls, apparently, but he's good for a fuck. he's attractive and his room used to be right down the hall from mine, and we're not even related. he always says 'we can fuck around and cause suspicion, then at a big event we'll purposely get caught making out and cause our parents to split.' it's a great plan because god i hate his mom and i know he hates my dad. his mother's a gold-digging slut, though, so i'm all for the trying to split them up. he's a great guy otherwise, though, i just don't know him very personally other than sex."
tabitha carlson, step-sister.
"fergus was an odd one. he was very complimenting, but he had a very odd way of going about it. almost like he really didn't know how to flirt, but he did. he knew what he wanted to say and he said it, just in a very round-about way. like he'll say something along the lines of 'you know, in 1374 a girl like you would be the most prized possession of a man, so thanks.' it was his way of complimenting, but it was sweet. he's really fascinated by the way the body works, hence why he's into forensic science. he wants to work for the police to solve sex crimes and murders. we used to sit and watch svu all the time. he's a great guy, but when he got that disgusting taratula, i had to call it off. stupid reason to break up, right? but that was just the final straw. there were a hundred other things he did that bothered me too. like sleeping with his step sister and trying to justify it to me as a good cause. then he started disappearing for days doing god only knows what! he sisters said he was at the doctors, but fuck if i believe that. he was probably fucking some other girls. he's a great guy if you want to be a friend of his because he certainly doesn't like people to know his family, he doesn't like pda, or really interacting at all in public, and he's very private about his life. certain things he's very open about, but these are things most people don't want to talk about. like bugs and his iguana and history. boring. "
sienna fischer, twenty-two
"he's a very intelligent study and very shy. he's very dedicated as well, though. he didn't really date, but he had plenty of female friends. it's wrong of a teacher to assume this, but i sometimes wonder if he might have been gay. his mother is an odd one, though, that is certainly for sure."
mrs. turnwick, fifty-six
"so i'm probably the only person to really know fergus and his family. people think he's weird, but he's really just very absorbed in his own thoughts. for years we thought he was autistic or something, but he's really not. he used to be really open about everything, but then his dad died and a few years later he got cancer. yeah, what a blow. people don't know that though. he's really cool and he knows a lot about plants, animals, the human body, history, lots of stuff. he has all this knowledge and he's really putting it to good use by going to school. he wants to do dna testing or something for the nypd. he's pretty shy and he doesn't like to bring a lot of attention to his life because he doesn't really want people to analyze his life everytime they see him in public because his mother's so psycho. thats another thing, almost no one really goes around his family because of her. he doesn't want people to see how much plastic surgery she has and how she still acts like a teenager. he's a bit embarassed, really."
jason harvest, twenty-six
"i don't know shit about him and quite frankly i don't want to. when we had to take a nursing class together we had to dissect a pig and he was all too detailed. it was weird. i get that the teacher was just as delicate and shit, but he's the teacher, he has to be! fergus just acted like it wasn't even a once-living animal. he cut it open and cleaned everything just as if it were a toy. he also has a collection of insects that he's been dissecting for some medical journal? whatever, he's a weird kid and from what i've heard his mom is pretty out there too."
collander jaas, twenty-two
PERSONAL
but really, i am... whatever you want to think of me. yeah, i don't like people to know my family because they're all very weird. i don't like people to get close to them also because they don't deserve to be hurt anymore. we've had about five step-fathers and it gets time consuming. i don't like pda because... well, i just don't really want to get pictures of me pasted on a magazine alongside the tagline "priscilla carlson's son on the prowl" or some aburd thing like that. i just want to live a normal life and work for the nypd svu forensics division.
and i live by... "do what you want and hold nothing back."
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