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Post by isaac rosenburg on Jan 31, 2011 0:32:13 GMT -7
melissa, aram gevorgyan, resident.
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FULL NAME isaac west rosenburg.
NICKNAMES iz, zac, etc.
CURRENT AGE twenty-two.
DATE OF BIRTH april eigth.
HOMETOWN san francisco, california.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER chloe rosenburg, forty-eight, interior designer.
FATHER michael rosenburg, fifty-four, chef.
SIBLINGS none.
CHILDREN none.
PETS sadie, two, chocolate lab.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK i wanted to escape the west coast for a bit.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. porn addict.
2. almost drowned at the age of seven.
3. raised as a vegetarian.
4. born in alaska.
5. lost his virginity at the age of sixteen.
GROCERY LIST
1. ramen noodles.
2. honey nut cheerios.
3. peanut butter.
4. ritz crackers.
5. hawaiian punch.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. porn.
2. smurf plushie.
3. iphone 4 for verizon.
4. rain coat.
5. skate board.
INTERVIEW
"isaac was an adventurous child. there was never a food he wouldn't try or an activity he was too afraid to attempt. that has not changed about him as he makes his journey to the east coast where things are obviously lacking. i just hope he'll come back to the sunshine of the west coast at some point in time."
chloe rosenburg, mother.
"i should have never introduced the kid to porn - things went down hill from there. anyways, besides that my cousin is a cool kid but i don't know what the fuck he thinks he's doing in new york. rosenburg's belong on the west coat by the ocean. i think he's lost his mind but i mean he never really had one to begin with."
ben rosenburg, cousin.
"god, he was a fucking animal. i couldn't keep him off of me for more then a few minutes. he was like a fucking bunny and to be honest i could not keep up. i was getting a little tired of always wacking him off so i had to leave."
brittany copeland, ex-girlfriend.
"i honestly do not know where his mind was half of the time. i would give him instructions to do something and he'd look at me blankly. i think he had the ability of sleeping with his eyes open."
lee gravois, ex-boss.
"fucking love this dude. he is so fucking hilarious when he's high like the shit he says is unfuckingbelievable. i heard he's an animal in the sack from the ladies and man he's a fucking great dude. i love him man. "
frank becnel, best friend.
"fuck face fucked my girlfriend. fuck him."
louis vecchio, enemy
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
i just fucking love people and i love this world. i love all god's little animals too. i fucking love sex and i love being happy. i don't understand people who think any differently.
and i live by...
"fuck it, let's have sex."
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