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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 19:35:27 GMT -7
there are two types of senior citizens - those who are elderly and adorable and those who spend their time hitting on volunteers. i'm beginning to hate my job.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 21:18:08 GMT -7
i don't mean to take the wind out of your sails or anything, but i'm pretty sure all senior citizens are elderly. but you're right, there's nothing adorable about an old man trying to hit that.
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 21:22:05 GMT -7
you just love to ruin my life, don't you, bueller? it's actually horrible, though. and i feel like an absolute heel when i shy away because they don't know any better. or, at least, that's how they play it off.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 21:27:54 GMT -7
baby they're old, not stupid. they know exactly what they're doing, don't let them fool you. you shouldn't feel bad at all, they can't really expect any other response. even they know that a body like yours needs to be properly worshipped by someone your own age.
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 21:38:39 GMT -7
well, still. i feel rude for being so cold toward them, even though it's every bit as disgusting as being hit on by a homeless person. god, you're a charmer. you should just write a book filled with all of your lines.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 21:48:18 GMT -7
i'm highly offended that you think i'm just spewing lines. i really do think your body is worthy of worship, and i think you know that by now.
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 22:25:15 GMT -7
i do know that, but i also know you.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 22:31:12 GMT -7
hey, what's that supposed to mean?
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 22:32:59 GMT -7
it means you love as easily as a child.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 22:33:40 GMT -7
you say that like it's a bad thing. i think children have got the right idea, you know?
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 22:36:07 GMT -7
i'd say yes, but i'm not quite as optimistic as you are.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 22:40:04 GMT -7
well then, you sure give off the wrong impression. what with your big, adorable, curious eyes and your minnie mouse ears and mickey t-shirt, you give off the impression that you're very optimistic and very much of the "children have got it right" school of thought.
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 22:42:41 GMT -7
when in disneyland, you know? but contrary to what that picture might have you thinking, i'm a fair bit more jaded than that. love is just too convoluted a concept to ever really grasp and thus, really not worth the time and pain at all.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 10, 2011 22:43:37 GMT -7
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Post by thea lincoln on Mar 10, 2011 22:44:17 GMT -7
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