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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 13:20:12 GMT -7
i have a soft spot for lilies, they smell like heaven.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 13:37:54 GMT -7
--- first off, i already knew your feelings on the subject. secondly, i found an old picture of myself from those glorious school days we shared, and i really do not understand what you saw in me. at all. thirdly, i had the most disturbing experience of my life today, please help me to eradicate it from my memory.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 13:43:22 GMT -7
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 13:48:12 GMT -7
--- yes. i was trying to help the lovely lady above unpack shit for her new flat, and this was an inevitable occurrence.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 13:54:05 GMT -7
sounds dangerous! anyway, you brainwashed me into making me think you were attractive, also your hair looks really similar to robin's. and what happened today that topped every other day?
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 14:00:45 GMT -7
--- all these facts are true. well, i was chillin' on facebook, as you do, when an im thing pops up from my sister. she's all "OMG I'M BLIND" and i was all "clearly not" and she was all "no rly" then she links me TO A VIDEO OF OUR OTHER SISTER SUCKING DICK. caps necessary, i will never fucking recover! this is online, this is with comments from creepy fucking virgins reviewing her performance. i want to die.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 14:09:01 GMT -7
i honestly have no idea how to respond to that. all you rutherfords are fucked! fix it with some serious youtube videos, like the video of the killer whale using the seal as a toy. or the chinese ballet one, which i would link you to but you'd be like, 'black swan suxxxxxxx & so does this video.'
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 14:13:06 GMT -7
--- i text her asking wtf she was doing, and she replied with "daddy issues"! you know me too well, it's almost alarming. i might just make thai red curry and drown my sorrows in beer. how's your life going?
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 14:19:35 GMT -7
can you ask if it paid well? it's clear her dignity is out the window, so that's all that matters. speaking of food, there's this butcher that sells kangaroo jerky, which i know sounds disgusting, but it's so nice and i suggest you get some. it's slow, but going!
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 14:29:40 GMT -7
--- if you want a job contact i can get you in there. i'll get around to that, sounds like it'd go well with red stripe. oh yeah? you're going to that whorey party, right?
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 14:37:20 GMT -7
too much pride, baby! thanks though. .. you are much too gross. i haven't thought about it much, i'm saying yes for now but i won't know till last minute. you obviously are, are you getting all done up? little lace boxers, and everything.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 14:43:58 GMT -7
--- go on one of those sites where guys are supposed to give you tokens in accordance with how well you perform, tokens you can then cash in, and be all "i'll take my top off for x tokens". they'll get really frustrated when you don't come through on the promise, but you'll earn $$$. omg, you're so unpredictable! but you should, it'll be funny for about fifteen minutes. i was gonna go as thor, who wouldn't fuck thor?!
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 14:54:54 GMT -7
that's like faking cancer, you bitch. they'd come through the screen and strangle me. i wouldn't know what to come as, i can't take sexy seriously! i would never fuck thor, and that's not just because you're coming as him, i generally would not.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 15:11:49 GMT -7
--- those frustrated virgins can stand a little more frustration. either that or they'll kill themselves, but either way, you'll have made a profit. underwear will be the norm. yeah well, my school pictures prove you had no taste.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 15:24:19 GMT -7
i'll just work the corner near this hotel, thanks for your thought. underwear is too boring, i can't think of anyone who looks bad in it. goes as clark kent, anyone will go for that.
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