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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 15:26:40 GMT -7
--- be sure to give me the address, i'll stop by and we can play pretty woman. just this one time, cat, you could go with the norm and embrace being a hot fucking girl.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 15:37:55 GMT -7
give me your credit card as well, so i can buy shitloads of stuff like julia. lord, that's dull, i'll figure something else out while you do the same. how do you feel about birds? like, parrots?
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 15:45:55 GMT -7
--- with my $23 balance, good plan. there are so many ugly girls parading their shit around, it's a real shame to see your hotness go to waste. i fucking hate birds. the only contexts i like them in are a. the colloquial term for women, and b. paranoid parrot.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 15:52:10 GMT -7
that'll go far in thrift shopping and the grocery store, don't kid yourself. i'm coming fully clothed, and everyone will be like, 'fuck, i wish i was as warm as cat.' kidding.. i've obviously already made the appointment to get my body painted. i'm indifferent, they're really loud and attention whoring, but they seem gorgeous in the zoo. i'll just get a stuffed one, thanks harry!
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 17:01:14 GMT -7
---i applaud your stinginess. i'm pretty sure the heating will be amped up, you'll probably sweat it off. but good idea, christ, why am i doing anything to talk you out of it?! no problem, cat. no problem.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 17:30:29 GMT -7
sweaty, half naked people rubbing against each other, that sounds so enjoyable and thoroughly pleasant. i almost forgot my manners, how are you, good lad?
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 17:37:32 GMT -7
---i get that you're probably being sarcastic, but it really really does. apart from the horrors today held, i'm actually pretty fucking excellent, thank you! i'm back to sleeping regular hours, spending less time brooding in my apartment, y'know. on good form.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 17:45:23 GMT -7
i'm so prudish, i'll end up staying home and watching movies! you seem less moody, which is nice.. but it'll probably only last five more minutes. let me bask in your current mood!
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 18:01:35 GMT -7
---i'll let you wear my thor costume if modesty rears its ugly head, i'm good with nudity. oh hush, this is the real me! as tempting as that sounds, i'm booked solid catifer. my main plan is to get so fat my elbows are like pin pricks, but i also have real ambitions. when are you heading back to the ol' uk?
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 18:08:39 GMT -7
if it comes to that i'll call you up. i can't believe you, you big fucking tease. breaking my heart! yesterday, next week, next month, next year. quit asking questions i don't know the answers to.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 18:11:02 GMT -7
---oh come on, i'm using my phone to im you aren't i? this is a bitch to type on, after all. damn girl, isn't your hotel bill getting expensive?
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 18:17:56 GMT -7
aw, you saint. don't act like you're not all big eyed, anticipating my every reply. i'm getting much too poor, i'll likely start bumming around on couches, living a glorious lifestyle!
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 18:24:57 GMT -7
---i am, but that's because i'm being forced to watch atonement, and keira k's weight alarms me. she's like in anti-fat, so thin she's in negatives. well i just bought an apartment, i was gonna say crash whenever you like. idk why i said 'i was gonna say', 'cause i was, but i'm saying it now so it seems unnecessary... what i mean is, the offer stands.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 9, 2011 18:36:58 GMT -7
i want to punch that little saoirse ronan right in the face, but james mcavoy is hot, right? that's honestly really appreciated, but i'll say no, because it'd become awkward for us both. thanks though.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 9, 2011 18:42:36 GMT -7
---i agree, what a little bitch. she's got a killer name though. and obvzzz james is hot, but he's hotter in narnia, goatmen are how i roll. probably, but bear it in mind when you get desperate. there's always someone on my couch anyhow, and you need to see my badass new digs.
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