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Post by valencia jozef on Mar 4, 2011 20:42:11 GMT -7
erin, clara alonso, resident
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FULL NAME valencia eleonora jozef.
NICKNAMES val, cia, jo.
CURRENT AGE twenty-two.
DATE OF BIRTH december 26, 1988.
HOMETOWN edinburgh, scotland.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER cynthia jozef (née koenig), fifty, dean.
FATHER mateo jozef, fifty-three, lawyer.
SIBLINGS alexandria emanuela jozef, twenty-six; christopher vincent jozef; twenty-four.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS tiberius, four months, shiba inu.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK i've lived here for the past three years since i graduated from oxford. i really can't imagine living anywhere else after being here. this city is just everything.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. i'm colourblind.
2. i pop pills regularly.
3. i have the worst memory.
4. my parents are ashamed of me.
5. i love the smell of burning paper.
GROCERY LIST
1. dog food.
2. flatbread.
3. mozzarella.
4. jägermeister.
5. two litre bottle of pepsi.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. afghan kush.
2. sculpting clay.
3. the wheel of life.
4. chocolate condoms.
5. white cheddar popcorn.
INTERVIEW
"i don't understand what's wrong with valencia. granted, her father and i never had very much time to spend with her, but the way she's gone about life is inexcusable. her brother, darling chris, keeps tabs on her - for us, of course - and although she thinks we know nothing about what she gets up to, we do. she's quickly becoming a drug addict and soon enough, it will destroy her. she will have no one to blame but herself and rightfully so. she's a mess and no daughter of mine."
cynthia jozef, fifty
"so, she's my little sister. she's my favourite person, she really is, but i can't believe what she's doing. whenever i try to bring it up with her, she shrugs everything off as if she hasn't got a care in the world. whether it's the pills or the weed, i don't know, but it's changed her. and honestly, i can never say no to her. she'll ask me to keep her latest rendezvous secret from our parents and they way she goes about it, i can't help but say yes. she's magnetic, you know? completely undeniable."
christopher jozef, brother
"although i haven't spoken to her in ages, i can remember our relationship as easily as i can remember what i had for breakfast this morning. she's memorable, that girl. you never forget anything she does. there was a lot of good about her, admittedly, but she also had her issues. she never clung to me, which could be both a good and a bad thing, and the drugs... she popped pills hourly, routinely, and i don't think i ever saw her go a day without them. uppers, downers - god knows what went into her mouth. but i couldn't leave her even if i wanted to. she could twist my arm for anything, whether it was to run out and by her cheesecake or something more alarming. it wasn't always easy being with her, but she was so mellow and relaxed that i couldn't find anything horrible enough to really hold on to in order to leave her."
skandar farnsworth, twenty-five
"if i remember correctly, she was in my art history class, which was curious. she's colourblind, you see, but she was an amazing artist. she could sculpt and mold things into anything she wanted. a block of clay could become the most beautiful figure. she had a talent, that girl, but it fell short of my expectations. i always believed she would do so much better for herself but i don't believe she ever had the motivation. only when she was truly in the mood did she make anything worthy; other times, she would sit and do practically nothing, staring off into space. i once asked her what she was doing and she said her vision was hazy, but that she liked it - that hazy was good to her, that it kept her from having to really think. curious girl, really."
damian mcallister, fifty-nine
"first and foremost, val gets the best bud, undoubtedly. we smoke up every night in her apartment - she lives in this great place with huge windows and it's perpetually open, i swear - and we just have a good time. she's never too worried about anything, always really chill and unconcerned about the bullshit that most girls concern themselves with. she can be a bit ridiculous, though. people love her and will do anything for her. i don't think she really knows it, though. she just asks for something and she gets it. honestly, it's a bit unfair, but i've come to accept that about her. she also has a habit of being an angry drunk - or angry anything, to be honest. she yells a lot when she's upset but i think that's due to how her parents raised her. she was raised really strict, right? a toe out of line and she was yelled at, no matter how little the muck up was."
canada marstrand, twenty-three
"she's fucking retarded is what she is. she used to say the stupidest things in class but everyone fucking loved her. if that wasn't bad enough, she had everyone wrapped around her pinky finger. she never lifted a single hand - everyone else did her bidding. once, she rang my apartment and the next thing i knew, my boyfriend was on the subway headed across town to bring her dinner. i don't know how the fuck she does it - she looks like a caricature, to be honest - and she's just generally lazy and disenchanting."
analeigh marcs, twenty-four
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
an amalgamation of every person i've ever met, of every thought that's ever passed through my mind, of every sight i've ever seen, and every horror i've ever experienced.
and i live by...
"you are rude and uncouth, and presumptuous!"
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