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Post by jameson on Jan 30, 2011 15:16:51 GMT -7
lex, sid ellisdon, resident
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FULL NAME jameson dexter rivers.
NICKNAMES jamie, james, jay.
CURRENT AGE twenty.
DATE OF BIRTH march twenty-fourth, 1990.
HOMETOWN fairfield, ct.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER scarlett rivers (nee von kempt), forty-seven, brain surgeon.
FATHER thomas rivers, forty-nine, ceo.
SIBLINGS jack daniel rivers, twenty-two.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS caligula, five years, pot bellied pig.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK where else would i go?
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. i'm crazy for my brother's ex.
2. i seriously believe my niece hates me.
3. i hate queen. judge.
4. i'd give up music to fuck lady gaga.
5. i've devoted more hours of my life to video games than anything else.
GROCERY LIST
1. microwave popcorn.
2. cinnamon bagels.
3. chipotle tabasco.
4. instant coffee.
5. corona.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. esquire.
2. lives of the twelve caesars, suetonius.
3. alcoholic ginger beer.
4. justice league, season two.
5. pig feed.
INTERVIEW
"jameson is a difficult boy. he's a very clever boy, and i suppose that's part of the problem, as he uses it to his advantage. he's been determined to be the black sheep ever since he was seven years old, throwing tantrums and reminding his father and i how much he hates us at every opportunity. he's your quintessential rebellious teenager, though of course i expected him to grow out of it by now. it can be a great source of embarrassment for the family. i wish he were more like jack, it's sad that even such a good example can't sway him."
scarlett rivers, forty-seven
"blurb about the character from the point of view of a sibling or other relative."
jack rivers, brother
"jamie is simultaneously the best and the worst boyfriend i've ever had. when times were good they were a fucking riot, he used to handle everything real smoothly and do the craziest shit with a straight face, you know? he was kind of wild in a safe way, you never felt threatened around him and he didn't take it too far. except he did, eventually. he could get out of control and he had a real taste for illicit substances, but we all did, it wasn't a big deal. he sort of slipped away from us, though. became detached. he didn't give a fuck whenever i flirted with other guys and he really casually went home with another girl right in front of me, like i wouldn't notice. he was surprised when i confronted him about it! jamie's not built for relationships, not even for real friendships. he's too erratic."
mia evans, twenty
"blurb about the character from the point of view of an old teacher or a former employer."
megan butler, fifty-two
"jamie's the oddest guy i know, in a weird way. yeah yeah, saying he's weird in a weird way isn't helpful, but i don't know how else to say it. he comes across as pretty normal, but if you actually listen to him... the shit he's saying ain't normal. like he'll excuse himself from a band practice to file down his boar's tusks, and he'll say it so casually you'll think he was talking about walking a dog. or he'll just slip some weird notes into lyrics, all our songs have fucking surreal lyrics now. like an anecdote about a roman emperor slotted in between your usual lovelorn fare, or he'll lament losing his charliecard in a song about an ex girlfriend. fucking bizarre, but we love him for it."
danny harland, twenty-two
"jameson and i were in the same band for a while. it was good at first, just the five of us jamming, but then things started to seem serious and we were being considered for a record deal and everything. we were all really excited about it, but jamie wasn't all that interested. easy for him though, he has plenty of money - we were being offered a chance to never have to work the nine to five, but that wasn't an issue for him. so he was unreliable. he'd stumble to gigs drunk, skip practices, you name it. eventually he showed up to a meeting with universal records so wasted, so reeking of booze and nicotine, his eyes intentionally kept hidden behind ray-bans that they couldn't take us seriously at all. to add insult to injury, his nose started bleeding half way through and he threw up straight on the desk. fucking selfish asshole."
sally kennedy, twenty
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
a regular john doe.
and i live by...
"there's something dramatically ugly about a person who can wear a dress for £6,000 when at the same time there are people who can't afford to eat. when she puts on that dress for £6,000 the statement she is making to the nation is: "i am the fantastically gifted royalty, and you are the snivelling peasants." the very idea that people would be interested in the facts about this dress is massively insulting to the human race."
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