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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 18:22:52 GMT -7
awww, that's so sweet/true. i was watching cybill shepherd on oprah a while ago, and she was complaining about how she thought she was ugly as a child.. and i wanted to smack her child-self so hard. yes! flaunt my fish taco making skills. ... hitler totally won't be a zombie.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 19:22:09 GMT -7
aren't i just the cutest? she probably was an ugly child! except fish smells so bad. you're right, he'll come back as a vampire 'cause he's such a blood sucker.
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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 20:39:26 GMT -7
ze cutest <3 but no one that pretty could have ever been ugly! she's gorgeous.. even now, and she's old. but it's so healthy for you, the smell is worth it. vampires are lame, he'd be a ghost. a harmless ghost.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 20:45:59 GMT -7
yeah but i was a hideous child and look at me now, you can't resist me! ngl, you made salmon once and i'm pretty sure i had scales in my teeth for a week! i would suck him up in a vaccuum.
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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 20:53:39 GMT -7
you were not, i love going to your mom's and looking over your baby pictures, they're adorable. stop it! i'll never cook again, you'll starve. and put him in a fishtank, he'd make a lovely piece of decor.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 20:59:17 GMT -7
you're not allowed to talk to her anymore. as long as she doesn't show nude pictures or i might sue you both for child porn! you must cook though, or i will die. not happening, not happening at alllll because you will convince him i am a jew and i'll wake up with a bear in my cereal.
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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 21:06:52 GMT -7
i love her.. i want to be her in thirty years. aww, but you were such a precious naked baby. fish it is! I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT. i'm blonde, but me some slack.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 21:19:27 GMT -7
she's absolutely insane... also, you want to be a widow?! you pedo, i am pressing charges right now! YOU ARE SUCH AN EMBARASSMENT. watch family guy once in awhile, why don't you!
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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 21:28:36 GMT -7
insanely wonderful, and omg, don't threaten me with that. it would be so horrible if you died. they'd never take you and your jewfro seriously. i hate it! it's so annoying.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 21:37:11 GMT -7
would you be one of those widows that stands out on a cliff waiting for their lost love? because i would love you even more if you were. they would so because i would threaten to unleash hitler's ghost on them and they would shudder with fear. hate you so much. i'm forcing you to watch the episode with me tonight.
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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 21:44:33 GMT -7
i'd probably fall off the cliff! and listen to your answering machine over and over, like in the movies. ooooh, using hitler to your advantage, smart move. i might fall asleep or cry.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 21:52:29 GMT -7
love youu. if you died, your pictures would probably all end up sticky, ngl. exactly, and then they couldn't even look at my jew fro because it's NOT A JEW FRO. you would only shed tears of happiness.
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Post by ida cross on Mar 1, 2011 22:05:32 GMT -7
don't be grooooss. it is! it is a jew fro, you need to understand! tears of sorrow, i haaaate it.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 1, 2011 22:11:52 GMT -7
i thought we were having an honesty moment there?! i know you are but what am i, waaah. it's a meekfro. only if they're tears of sorrow because you've missed out for oh so long. lets have a baby.
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Post by ida cross on Mar 2, 2011 7:53:53 GMT -7
you were having an honesty moment, i was having a scrub-the-image-out-of-my-head moment. fine, meekfro sounds better anyway. wait.. why?
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