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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 0:14:00 GMT -7
whatever, matthew. i'm not fond of family chats and i never have been so let's keep this conversation going. i'd really rather not. thanks for the advice, though.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 7:58:33 GMT -7
---right, whatever. ... are you naked in that icon?!
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 16:22:42 GMT -7
please, please, never repeat that. or really, just never have "naked" and "you" in the same sentence ever again.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 16:32:17 GMT -7
---you're the one using naked pictures to talk to me, ya freak. you know what's most awkward about this whole marriage thing? on the actual day, everyone there, all our friends and family, will know for fact that we'll be fucking that night. even when you're vaguely aware of the fact someone's sexually active, it's so much more awkward when you're aware of them actually fucking at a specific time. like mom and dad on their anniversary.
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 17:41:14 GMT -7
I'M NOT NAKED. you can't even imagine how much i hate you for putting those images into my mind. disowning you as a brother.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 18:06:40 GMT -7
---seriously, think about it! we'll be standing on the altar, all loved up and joyous, but you just know, know that in a matter of hours i'll be plowing the fuck out of her. uncomfortable, right?
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 18:08:01 GMT -7
i'm going to kick you in the crotch the next time i see you. however, since i'm fond of your fiancée, i'll play nice right now. how is she?
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 18:10:12 GMT -7
---i'll remind you of it on the big day. she's good, a little wrapped up in wedding plans, but still. i think she's keeping busy to distract from the fact she's giving her life up at the age of twenty.
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 18:12:19 GMT -7
i'll kick you then, too. that way, you guys won't have to worry about little mini yous running around. i don't think she really minds. she seems like the girl that would stop it if she was really against it.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 18:21:24 GMT -7
---you're a good sister after all. i don't think she realizes how against it she really is, i'm just buying time.
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 19:04:56 GMT -7
what exactly do you mean?
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 20:33:08 GMT -7
---i asked too soon, she accepted too soon, things are moving really fast. i don't regret it at all, but i've got this feeling that as soon as things slow down for just a second, she'll realize what a mistake she's making and back out. so i wouldn't buy a dress.
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 2, 2011 20:38:26 GMT -7
why the fuck do you have to be so negative?!
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 3, 2011 9:08:45 GMT -7
---50% of first marriages end in divorce!
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 3, 2011 16:19:48 GMT -7
that's really not that many, you freak.
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