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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 16:18:27 GMT -7
---cancel your plans, we're going out to dinner tonight. three courses, minimum three hours, and you're not bringing your dumbass boyfriend. all sound acceptable?
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Post by annie abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 16:55:35 GMT -7
yes, father. do i have to wear my good shoes and best pinafore too?
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:03:45 GMT -7
---probably a good idea. remember to go to the bathroom before we leave too, i don't want you complaining on the drive! i'll pick you up at eight.
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Post by annie abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:06:54 GMT -7
oh my god. i'm not eight, you freak ! i'll just meet you there. having you and theo within a twenty-five foot radius of one another isn't something i really enjoy.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:16:41 GMT -7
---... you live with him?
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Post by annie abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:27:29 GMT -7
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:32:19 GMT -7
---i don't know one fucking thing about you, annie. you've shut us all out for what feels like forever.
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Post by annie abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:33:57 GMT -7
the only people i've shut out have been our parents, and for good reason. if you feel that way, it's because you haven't made an effort !
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 17:57:08 GMT -7
---you haven't told me where you work, you never told me you were moving in with that douche, you're unreliable! i bet you're pregnant, i bet i have like six nieces i know nothing about.
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Post by annie abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 18:05:35 GMT -7
thank you so fucking much for having such a great belief in me, matt. really appreciated !
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 18:09:23 GMT -7
---tell me what's going on in your life and i wouldn't have to be such a dick! have you seriously not spoken to mom or dad at all?
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 1, 2011 17:59:36 GMT -7
maybe i'd speak to you if you weren't so judgmental. ever think of that, matt? but no, i haven't, and i'd really like to keep it that way.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 1, 2011 18:32:12 GMT -7
---you should know i'd never judge you, i just try to look out for your interests. well mom's visiting to try and barge her way into wedding arrangements, she'll be on my back to help her stalk you.
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Post by annie abagnale on Mar 1, 2011 19:51:52 GMT -7
you know nothing about my interests. you're just like the rest of the family, thinking i'm a goddamn grenade or something, waiting to go off and ruin the entire family name ! well, if you're in any way looking out for my best interests, you'll make sure that you keep her away from me and only involved in your business.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 1, 2011 20:04:29 GMT -7
---stop entertaining your ideas of yourself as the black sheep annie, you might have a disregard for the family name but it weighs me down with a genuine sense of shame. i know you think she's spiteful, but i honestly believe that's her way of expressing affection, you should give her a chance.
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