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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 14:06:02 GMT -7
i'm starving to death, nutella toast is my only option.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 16:00:11 GMT -7
---there's cannelloni in the fridge, fucking badass cannelloni!
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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 18:02:07 GMT -7
fucking badass cannelloni it was, i would know. had it for breakfast. thanks though, that was really bright of you.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 18:05:36 GMT -7
---i thought weight gain in the boob area was a myth before i met you.
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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 18:14:09 GMT -7
too true, i went to the gym today and so much boob sweat. insane, ungodly amounts.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 18:19:50 GMT -7
---that's simultaneously the sexiest and least sexy mental image i've ever had. i finished this killer report today, owned the shit out of it, and i've decided to take you out to celebrate. after i've gone out for dinner with annie, that is. anything you want to do?
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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 18:27:59 GMT -7
i had all sorts of eyes on me, mostly old men. it was charming. ohhhh you go, matt. skilled you are. i'll be more proud once i pretend to read it. nothing comes to mind, just drinks probably, your call!
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 18:42:28 GMT -7
---next time you should say you're muslim, they'll give you somewhere to work out separate from guys. can you make sure that you act really impressed on the fourth page, two paragraphs from the bottom? 'cause i make such a good point there that i had to pause and jack off, i was that into my own intellectualizing. good plan, bar crawl!
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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 18:50:00 GMT -7
are you kidding? my sweaty chest was the most action they've had in years, i'd never fuck with their happiness. i'll work on a little cheer for you, which you might want to tape it'll be the type of moment you wish you could replay over and over.. you'll feel obligated to jack off to that as well. more like a genius plan.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 18:59:27 GMT -7
---turn to prostitution, turn your charity to profit! i will tape it, and i'll include a copy of said tape with the report so that it can be relived by everyone. i'm tempted to film my face as i jack off over the combination of my success and your acknowledgmen of it, but that's not something anyone wants to see. agreed, i owe you that credit. can you wear your hair up?
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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 19:08:30 GMT -7
i don't have the body of a crackwhore.. though it's something i pray for nightly. the jizz face is the most personal thing you can give to someone, so if your heart is in the right place and you feel most intimate with your prof, i say go for it. i will do anything to my hair that takes less than a half hour, so yea!
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Post by matthew abagnale on Feb 28, 2011 19:15:05 GMT -7
---i'll get you some crack as an engagement present. john and i do have a close bond, but he always brings up his wife whenever we talk, i think he's trying to convey the message that he's unavailable. or maybe he's trying to put me off marriage, since he always manages to slip into conversation that his wife has been harassing him, or that she's never lost her baby weight. appreciated, it increases my affection towards you tenfold.
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Post by lila machiavelli on Feb 28, 2011 19:27:31 GMT -7
i'm already on it, it's no use. i'm too hefty and abusive for such a career path. there's definitely some reluctance on his part, but that's not a bad thing, babe. because reluctance is just an synonym for vulnerable. send the tape. open up the collar of your shirt and give your chest hair a peak. sexy.
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Post by matthew abagnale on Mar 1, 2011 0:54:12 GMT -7
---don't even worry bout that, lille, if you get addicted enough all your character traits will become a thing of the past. interesting window into your psyche there, i'll bear that in mind. always a good look!
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Post by lila machiavelli on Mar 1, 2011 7:24:33 GMT -7
it won't match up properly, it'll be way fucking uneven. who the fuck is tess, by the way? and whhhhhhhhhy dear god is she talking to me?
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