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[ithika forsyth]

^{--- nevermind, i've decided i hate everyone in new york so instead i'm just going to lock myself in my bathroom and listen to bruno mars while pretending to cut myself!}

[theodore galis]

^{--- he's also a total fucking cunt.}

[ithika forsyth]

^{--- because i can't really up and go home so i figure if i'm in my bathroom it's just as good, right? i think i might start hoarding news papers too.}

[theodore galis]

^{--- i just know he'd start shit, he's such a fucking bastard. but we'll worry about that later, all i've got to say now is that i call dibs on ithika as my best man. you can't have her as a bridesmaid.}

[theodore galis]

^{--- fuck convention, she's my best friend!}

[ithika forsyth]

^{--- nothing important, babe. i'm just being dramatic. but i hear you got engaged, good on you. good luck and i told you sooo.}

[theodore galis]

^{--- right, because her not being my best man would change a thing?}

[theodore galis]

^{--- come on annie, you'll be the one in the bridal dress.}

[ithika forsyth]

^{--- nothingg, i slammed my finger in the freezer door on accident and i think i broke it so i was being emo. no worries. well thats awesome. where are you guys having it? and don't tell me you don't know because every girl does!}

[theodore galis]

^{--- i don't get you, you're as tight with her as i am. you must have assumed she'd be involved.}

[ithika forsyth]

^{--- no really, it's turning purple and all. pretty disgusting! amazing. wear a white dress, it'll be ironic!}

[theodore galis]

^{--- only difference is what side of the altar she'll be standing on, chill out!}

[theodore galis]

^{--- alright, good. let me take you out for a celebratory dinner.}

[ithika forsyth]

^{--- well i think i'm going to be busy that day so you both can get someone else!}

[ithika forsyth]

^{--- i toldddd you, me and bruno mars are going to become bfflz.}