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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 0:40:29 GMT -7
i'm always free for you, miss.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 0:48:21 GMT -7
come pick me up, we'll cause a scandal and have a honeymoon in my bedroom.
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 0:49:06 GMT -7
the scenarios you come up with have got to be the best in the world.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 0:53:18 GMT -7
i know, right? i need a distraction from stupid people and it's the perfect excuse when you've got a grenade on your hands. "oh hey you know, see that guy over there? yeah, thats my husband, sorryyyyy!" it's like the perfect wingman.
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 17:00:00 GMT -7
can this seriously happen, though? it gives me an excuse to avoid ugly girls like the plague and yet still lure the beautiful ones in.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 17:06:17 GMT -7
i don't see why not. exactly, it's the perfect ploy and at the end of the night, if all else fails you get laid by your wife!
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 17:57:18 GMT -7
i'll make sure i file for divorce from sonya soon and then we can get hitched with just you, me, and a justice of the peace. i'm more excited for this than i was for my bachelor party six years ago.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 18:15:58 GMT -7
and thats a pretty impressive feat! i'm honored. but do it asap. c;
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 23:34:35 GMT -7
how about we get married next tuesday, six pm?
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 23:42:08 GMT -7
sounds like a deal to me. make sure to clear your schedule for the following day for our honeymoon. c;
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 23:42:33 GMT -7
takes place at yours, right?
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 23:45:42 GMT -7
church, courthouse, car, my place, whatevers easiest!
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 2, 2011 23:50:30 GMT -7
so, everywhere. this has got to be the best decision i've ever made.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Mar 2, 2011 23:58:05 GMT -7
i know right. everyone will be jealous.
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Post by darcy østergaard on Mar 3, 2011 16:24:56 GMT -7
definitely. i'll have the hottest wife in the city.
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