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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 1:30:24 GMT -7
got any friends?
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 1:30:58 GMT -7
a bunch, actually. i'll hook you up. you'll have a new playmate every night !
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 1:32:33 GMT -7
ahahahaha, actually i'm seriously kidding. i'm not that big of an asshole. and we do fuck, just not nearly as much as i'd like. and you're still at the top of my list!
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 1:33:45 GMT -7
oh god, i thought you were serious about not getting any. what, is it monthly or something? i'll remain there forever, i think. from what i can see, you aren't leaving your wife any time soon.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 1:40:53 GMT -7
no, but i'm a great actor, aren't i? well, weekly-ish. well lets play a game, a hypothetical game. if i left her, would you be my first lady?
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 15:46:10 GMT -7
you really are. you could win an oscar, i swear. weekly-ish isn't bad. hypothetically? i think that could happen.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 16:22:06 GMT -7
i like the hypothetical world. so tell me three things about yourself, hildog.
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 18:04:24 GMT -7
most people do. first of all, what the hell is hildog?
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 18:24:13 GMT -7
hilary clinton? the best first lady america has seen since jackie-o? as in, the woman and that forgave bill when he "did not have sex with that woman."
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 19:07:42 GMT -7
yeah, could really care less, but please, never refer to me as that old hag again !
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 19:17:32 GMT -7
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 19:19:43 GMT -7
1. i've been married and divorced.
2. i want to sleep with jake gyllenhaal.
3. i have a twin sister that i cannot stand.
your turn.
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 19:30:12 GMT -7
interesting, why do you not like her?
1. i'm really fucking paranoid about my wife. like, ridiculously so.
2. i want to do jake g too.
3. i really don't want my dad's company.
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Post by flora westerveldt on Mar 2, 2011 19:31:29 GMT -7
she acts as if she's infinitely better than everyone and she treats me like i'm simple or not worth her time. it's disgusting.
why are you paranoid? i'm glad you feel the same, though. let's track him down for a threesome. what exactly is your father's company?
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Post by meeko cross on Mar 2, 2011 19:48:19 GMT -7
well you're twins so i'm sure she doesn't mean it, or if she does, she still loves you.
i'm paranoid that she's either having an affair, had an affair, or going to. he might like me better, though! sorry. c; it's just a stupid software corporation, it's ridiculously boring.
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