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Post by benji on Feb 4, 2011 10:44:13 GMT -7
lex, matt trethe, student
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FULL NAME benjamin frasier rhodes.
NICKNAMES ben, benji.
CURRENT AGE twenty-three.
DATE OF BIRTH january second, 1988.
HOMETOWN boston, ma.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER olivia rhodes, forty, boutique owner.
FATHER frasier young, forty-two, builder.
SIBLINGS n/a.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS n/a.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK i was studying law at pepperdine, but it wasn't really for me, so i've transferred to nyu.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. i chose nyu to be closer to an ex girlfriend.
2. i'm a chronic fuck up.
3. i'm pretty dependent on steroids.
4. i kind of appreciate how into my life my mom and her friends are.
5. after an ex had a pregnancy scare, i had a vasectomy.
GROCERY LIST
1. beer.
2. beer.
3. beer.
4. beer.
5. pop tarts.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. spalding 63249 official size nba street basketball.
2. keg of red stripe.
3. another xbox 360, as a backup.
4. lucky strikes.
5. cherry flavored condoms.
INTERVIEW
"benji benji benji, the benmeister, benny boy, ben-- sorry, i can get carried away. my benji is the light of my life, the sunshine that clears the clouds away! he gets embarrassed by me all the time, but i like to think that's just an act and he's actually proud how savvy his momma is. oh sure, i may have flirted with a couple of his friends, and i may have acted a little crazy around some of his girlfriends, but so what? that's nothing between best friends! but seriously, he's a great son. athletic, clever, a hit with women... i'm less of a fan of that last one, but at least he's happy."
liv rhodes, forty
"ever since our ben started drinking, he's become a mini-me. frat boy, living the life, you know - the women, the kegs, even the grades man! major difference is that he's not got a kid, so he's got it better than i did at his age. but i don't regret him, don't get me wrong. he's my best friend. i'm not like, as obsessed with him as his momma is, but he's a good kid alright. ended up pretty good, my best and only achievement."
frasier young, forty-two
"i don't know why you're asking me this, i've never actually dated benjamin. oh sure, we screwed in high school, but he was still with little miss perfect back then. they were always putting up this front of being the perfect couple, and i don't know, it got on my nerves. i mean, guys are all the same, am i right? i hated him acting like he was such a nice guy, captain of the football team, a valued basketball player, a real guys guy, and the model boyfriend? not likely. i admit it took some persuading - i had to send him some pretty filthy texts, and once i bent over without underwear on, but sure enough, he cracked. they're all the same."
lauren edwards, twenty-two
"i'll admit i was surprised when benjamin rhodes walked in to his very first class with me. he had all the qualities that typically denote a boy more interested in the physical aspects of life than anything metaphysical, though that doesn't quite excuse my presumption. he had just been to the gym, however, and he did spent most of the introductory class flirting with the girls he was sitting between. despite that, ben surpassed all my expectations and ended up being a good student. not the best, i grant you, but certainly not the worst. he has a good head on his shoulders and i'm genuinely sorry to see him leave pepperdine."
keith white, fifty-six
"best friend? i'm surprised you aren't asking his mom. nah nah, i'm just fooling around! we're always giving ben shit for being such a mommy's boy, but it's not his fault. his mom's pretty young and she loves being involved in his life, he just puts up with it. at least she's hot. benji is a great guy though, if you look past all his fucking swagger. he's just a young guy enjoying being a young guy, he's got a good heart under it all. he really ups the act around the team and around girls, but hey, it works out well enough so who can blame him?"
victor davey, twenty-three
"ever seen that seventies show? benji is kelso all over, except he's more kelso than kelso himself. god knows who his mom had to blow to get him onto a law course."
robbie east, twenty-three
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
too modest to continue this conversation, my bad.
and i live by...
"every man is, no doubt, by nature, first and principally recommended to his own care; and as he is fitter to take care of himself than of any other person, it is fit and right that it should be so."
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