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Post by theodore griffin on Feb 15, 2011 21:37:07 GMT -7
dianelys, vladimir ivanov, resident
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FULL NAME theodore vincent griffin.
NICKNAMES theo, teddy, daredevil.
CURRENT AGE twenty-two.
DATE OF BIRTH march 5th.
HOMETOWN nyc, ny.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS it's complicated.
MOTHER michelle foster, fifty-four, nurse.
FATHER holden griffin, fifty-four, attorney.
SIBLINGS dexter andrew griffin, twenty-six; , twenty-six. mercedes sandra ashford, nine.
CHILDREN coming soon.
PETS balboa, five years, rottweiler.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK because i adore waking up in the city that doesn’t sleep.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. my girlfriend believes i have no idea that she currently has a bun in the oven, however i completely know that she’s pregnant.
2. i have been unfaithful to my girlfriend of two years on more than on occasion, and i usually do it with her cousin.
3. after my parents got divorced, i went through a revolting phase were alcohol became my best friend. guess that’s why i’m still going to AA meetings today.
4. i truly begrudge my little sister for being the product of my mother’s affair with the fat guy.
5. i can be as shallow, as i want to be. my excuse? i have cacophobia! so, if you’re entirely unattractive stay back from me. i don’t like ugly hoes.
GROCERY LIST
1. vodka. gatorade.
2. deli sliced turkey breast.
3. sliced bread.
4. milk.
5. hot pockets.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. cheap barbie doll for his little sister's birthday.
2. pornographic film.
3. mcdonalds.
4. marlboro cigarettes.
5. purina dog chow.
INTERVIEW
" theodore has problems with showing his true emotions; he takes after his father that way. he will let little things build up, until they finally burst and he does something completely idiotic. when he found out i was having an affair with the head of the nursing department, he was very soft spoken about it. his brother on the other hand went ballistic, but the day the divorce between their father and i was finalize theodore lost it. he nearly took a bat to my lover’s head. what i am trying to say is that you have to be very careful around theo, especially when he is at his boiling point. "
michelle foster, fifty-four.
" theodore? if anyone knows him it me, and man i can go on and on about the kid. ever since he was a baby he had no fucking self-control, and our mother was at fault of that. she would smother him with whatever he wanted, in whatever quantity because he was he baby. that really messed him up later on, he grew up to be one of the guys who want everything and the more he gets the better. he cannot have one beer, he has to have seven. he can’t have one girlfriend; he has to have four at a time. it’s just the way things are with theo. "
dexter griffin, brother.
" i’d rather not speak of that two-timing, backstabbing, son of a bitch. "
julie applegate, nineteen.
" being a young teacher, it was hard for me to teach juniors. however, theodore made the situation even worse! he was an atrocious student; in fact he made me contemplate whether or not i wanted to continue educating people as a career. i recall he would arrive to class a drunken mess, and hit on me in the middle of a lesson. thankfully, he dropped out that same year; not that he had a chance, his grades were going down the toilet and he simply did not care ... nevertheless, i must admit, he was a decent lover. "
mrs. reeves, twenty-nine.
" theo is a fucking blast when he’s wasted! hell, he’s a blast anytime! he’s fucking insane, and will do anything if you dare him too. can you guess who gave him his nickname, daredevil? "
joseph greer, twenty-two.
" to be honest, theodore did me wrong. we were once great friends, until i fell in love with a girl named cassidy renswald. i mean, i would have literally killed myself for that girl. i planned on giving her my last name one day, and giving her the children she would always beam about when talking of having kids. theodore would have probably even been my best man if i ever got to marry cassidy. but, unfortunately, it did not work out the way i would have hoped it. i caught the two having sex. now, he’s with her and i hear he hasn’t been the most faithful boyfriend she’s had. karma’s a bitch, ain’t it? "
zachary ewing, twenty-one.
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
god.
and i live by...
" my thing is this; if i'm sick enough to think it, then i'm sick enough to say it. "
- marshall mathers.
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