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[annie abagnale]

_{see, for a minute, i think you're actually tolerable, and then you're an ass again. it never ceases to amaze me.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{so i'd be nice to tell you your boyfriends an idiot then, yea?}

[annie abagnale]

_{yeah, actually. except again, ex ! take me out for drinks to cheer me up.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{why don't you come by tomorrow night? unless you think you'll be too hungover. i think harley would like seeing you twice in one week. allie too probably.}

[annie abagnale]

_{i'm actually so dumbfounded right now that i can't even process that offer.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{i'm really tempted to take it back, but for my own shits and giggles. but the offer still stands.}

[annie abagnale]

_{i'll definitely come by, then. i'll have a ball with your two girls and i'll even bring you a case of beer.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{see annie, be like this and i'll have no problem with you.}

[annie abagnale]

_{i'm always like this.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{i'm gonna have to call bull shit.}

[annie abagnale]

_{oh, shut up. you just hate me on principle. get to know me as an actual person and not just harley's stripping friend and you'll love me.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{fine. tell me five good things about yourself. only for harley's sake.}

[annie abagnale]

_{i've never had plastic surgery, i don't condone cheating, i'm wicked good at baking, i'm wonderful with children, and... i can juggle.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{you're lying. number five is a definite fucking lie.}

[annie abagnale]

_{no, seriously, i'll prove it. i can only use fruit, though, which is really weird.}