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[cassius alvaro]

_{good thing i've got savings that i'll be able to get to, thanks for the empty offer though. that's what they all say though, i got to the strip clubs. they're all "We can't sleep with you! it's against our rules." but the second they get off, they're waiting right by the door. so sorry, but i don't really believe you. sorry i forgot i was a stripper too, my fucking bad.}

[annie abagnale]

_{seriously, who pissed in your cheerios this morning? well, you're clearly a moron then, because i've never slept with a single one of my customers. i'm not like you - i don't fuck around. it has nothing to do with me stripping ! it has to do with the fact that you preach about being such a goddamn good person when you're probably the most deadbeat father i've ever met.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{yea and neither do i, looks like we've got one thing in common. never once have i come close to calling myself a saint, or a good person for that matter. and again annie, you have no idea. you know what harley tells you. and there are two sides to every story. so how about you embed that in your pretty little fucking head and quit talking shit about shit you don't get.}

[annie abagnale]

_{i call complete and total bullshit. i know guys like you and i know the shit you get up to behind your girlfriends' backs. it's pathetic, honestly. well, if you aren't a good person, then quit giving me shit for not being one because it's getting really tiring. hypocrisy doesn't look good on anyone, not even you. oh, yeah, alright. i'll quit talking shit - as you say - when harley quits having to deal with your asinine actions. grow up, cassius !}

[cassius alvaro]

_{this may come as a bit of a shock to you, but not everyone's your boyfriend. i'll try, it just happens that whenever i hear you're trying to take my girlfriend out i hate you a fuckload more than usual. ahhh and here comes the hypocrisy on your end. you can keep going though, i think it looks great on you.}

[annie abagnale]

_{ex, but thanks for bringing that up. i'm sorry, but is she not allowed to have friends now? because if so, that's really fucked up. you're such a little shit. seriously ! i don't think i could hate anyone more.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{yea, what happened? if i were going to have it my way, no, she wouldn't. but considering it's not going my way, you're the only friend that concerns me. heyy, at least it's mutual, yea?}

[annie abagnale]

_{as if you actually care. you're probably clapping. that's so messed. like, not even kidding. uh, no. because nobody hates me !}

[cassius alvaro]

_{nah, i do. tell me about it. yea most shit today is, so better off getting used to it. except for me.}

[annie abagnale]

_{it's just a bunch of ridiculous bullshit, to be honest. ugh, you're annoying. quit being so controlling. you don't even hate me. you love me a little because your girl does.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{like what? you clearly don't get that if i was controlling you guys would not be friends. nah, that's what makes me hate you. if you guys hated each other, i'd have firm reason to like you.}

[annie abagnale]

_{idk if i can trust you. except you try to prevent us from being friends as is ! ... you are seriously delusional. i don't even get you.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{alright. well yea, but if i really didn't want you to be you wouldn't be. join the club babe.}

[annie abagnale]

_{so, what, am i supposed to be thankful? you don't get yourself either? how cute and deep.}

[cassius alvaro]

_{probably, yeaaa. if your friendship means all that much to you, which i highly doubt it does. not what i meant, but if that's how you roll.}