alves, ramona helene

[romy alves]

caitlin, a. lima, resident
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FULL NAME ramona helene alves.
NICKNAMES romy.
CURRENT AGE twenty-two.
DATE OF BIRTH april twentieth, 1988.
HOMETOWN london, england.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.

MOTHER sofia alves (née de luca), 42, retired supermodel.
FATHER daniel alves, 46, uk american diplomat.
SIBLINGS mikel andrew alves, 20; richard james alves, 15.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS n/a..

REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK i moved here for my work, so yeah. that's a good reason, right?

BEST KEPT SECRETS

1. i'll never be able to have children.
2. i'm lonely for male attention, but i hide it very well.
3. i write random and uncommon words from the dictionary under picture frames in different buildings.
4. i read philosophical books while taking a bubble bath.
5. i buy a new car at least once every six months.

GROCERY LIST

1. apple walnut oatmeal.
2. smart water in bulk.
3. vanilla soy milk.
4. organic eggs.
5. stir fry.

MOST RECENT PURCHASES

1. chanel no. 5 perfume.
2. 2011 mercedes ml450 hybrid suv.
3. moulin rouge the movie plus soundtrack.
4. crest white strips.
5. hello kitty umbrella.

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INTERVIEW

"my sweet child, my beautiful daughter, and my only one. romy's mother and i are grateful to have such a talented and dedicated daughter. not only is she beautiful, but she's giving, intelligent, and even meeting her the first time, it's as if you've known her your entire life. she's not one to talk about her feelings, and it's extremely hard to get her to open up. we taught her best we could, but there's a wall there with romy; however, she's never disappointed us. we love her very much and wish to see her more often."

daniel alves, 46

"my sister is awesome. what brother can say that his sister is a victoria's secret model? okay, that sounds gross, but i think it's pretty cool. i don't look at her pictures or anything, that's fucking incest, but she does invite me to the fashion shows. i do love me some women in lingerie. my dad always stands outside because he believes no father should ever see his daughter in lingerie. we get a laugh out of that one. but seriously, romy is the best."

mikel alves, brother

"as much as i resent her for our entire relationship, romy is the perfect woman. she's kind, caring, generous, and gorgeous. the only thing she lacks is how to behave in a relationship. her work requires most of her time, and when i wanted to spend time with her, it was always a fight. if there was something bothering her, we'd fight about how she never let herself feel vulnerable. mainly, all we did was fight. she wasted two years of my life to end up breaking things off because it "wasn't right". if the bitch knew it wasn't right, she shouldn't have strung me along for two years and let me believe we'd get marry. no, don't date this one. she's too selfish under her façade."

colbie cornell, 24

"ramona helene alves was employed by my small modelling agency back when she was sixteen. it came to my attention after a couple of photo shoots that although she was determined, it wasn't her dream. you could tell in her eyes how lost, how sad she was to be following in her mother's footsteps. it was depressing as an agent to watch this, but it never mattered the number of times you told her to do her own thing, she'd just flash a smile and continue. recently, i heard victoria's secret employed her, and all i could do was sigh. is that really her dream?"

renee sigler, 58

"ramona is a different person, i'll say. she's always been about other people and never about herself. oh, she'll give herself material things, but it's all show. i've known her for a long time, and she's never cared for those things. romy believes in making others happy over herself, and there's no getting through to her that she can be selfish at times. but i do love her, and she's one of the best friends i've ever had. maybe one day she'll see the potential she has..."

devon skiles, 22

"trash, slut, bitch, idiot. if you look up those words in the dictionary, the definition will honestly be romy alves. she thinks she's so perfect, so beautiful because she's a model. well fuck that. romy has nothing to offer anyone, and she knows that. why do you think she hides behind her career? i see the real her. the real stupid, trashy, and worthless side of her."

erin guidry, 21

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PERSONAL

but really, i am...

just me. i have my quirks, i have things that make me afraid to close my bedroom door at night, and i have those emotions that make you not want to leave the house for days at a time. i know what people must say about me, but i've always been that way. it started when i was younger, always trying to please my mother who was the most beautiful woman in the world. how can a daughter compete with that? i tried to be perfect for her, to be just as successful, but i ended up hating myself. at times, i still do, but it just ended up with me pleasing other people rather than myself. don't get me wrong, i indulge myself all the time, but if people want to believe that i'm this perfect specimen, then let them.

and i live by...

"i'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. i make mistakes, i am out of control and at times hard to handle. but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — marilyn monroe

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