. doppelgänger

[griffon milthorpe]

^{--- because you wont spend a night with me. :'c}

[griffon milthorpe]

^{--- may as well cut off my dick, lorena bobbit.}

[catherine north]

^{--- maybe when i'm not laying in my deathbed, baby <3}

[catherine north]

^{--- i haven't been sick since i was eleven! seriously, i broke a ten year no barfing streak.. it's so upsetting. no, don't, you'll get sick as well.}

[catherine north]

^{---if you wake up with a fever it's not at all my fault. but can you bring the ringer and big foot sweets?}

[griffon milthorpe]

^{--- I DON'T. you >> everyone.}

[catherine north]

^{---it'll be mainly your fault, you had fair warning. i'd wed him if he hadn't aged so poorly. you know, they're red feet.. kind of gummy!}

[catherine north]

^{---they're soooo good, once you've had them you'll never want to eat anything else. tell him i'd be charmed, but i want my own dressing room.}

[catherine north]

^{---blahblahblah, don't worry, i'll cater myself <3}

[catherine north]

^{---it's only going to be a bag of big.. foots, feet? and quiznos. but yea, sure!}

[catherine north]

^{---you haven't even tried them, you can't make such an assumption. i'm cutting my hair, like winona ryder in girl interrupted.}

[catherine north]

^{---she's so gorgeous.. soooo gorgeous.}

[catherine north]

^{---acantha o'hara. get in my life.}

[catherine north]

^{---don't you know how high in demand i am? not. i've forced isaac to come with me, make us a trio.}

[catherine north]

^{---you bet. oh, fuck, i haven't thought about it much. i've thought about every angle of lingerie, but it's so whoreish. you?}