, pile of leaves

[holden mcavoy]

_{i'd like a blowjob, a dog and a house in colorado.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{.. where do you get off thinking that's a reasonable thing to ask?!}

[holden mcavoy]

_{you just told me to ask for unreasonable things.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{i really do not recall saying such a thing.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{you were somewhat upset that i was happy where we are and then i asked you if you would prefer that i ask something ridiculous and you said kind of.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{you take things too literally. except you can get a blow job. that's all that was remotely reasonable. the rest is not happening anytime soon.}

[holden mcavoy]

]

_{did i just die?}

[theodora armstrong]

_{i don't think sooo. you wouldn't be typing then.}

[holden mcavoy]

]

_{you've never said you'd do that before.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{i just feel as though it's deservedd.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{you're the best.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{idon't ever do that againnnn.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{i thought that was a good one.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{except for drake being disgusting unless accompanied by rihanna!}

[holden mcavoy]

_{i was going to call you and sing it to you over the phone, but you would've hung up on me.}