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[jack rivers]

_{it's cool, idc if you're a slut .}

[flora westerveldt]

_{i'm not a slut, you fuck !}

[jack rivers]

_{it wasn't directed at you! it was a general statement.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{good, or else i would've had to wallop you. you have zero standards though. gross.}

[jack rivers]

_{i have standards, i just drink too much sometimes.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{which lowers your standards considerably, you alcoholic.}

[jack rivers]

_{those drunk goggles can be a bitch sometimes. but i only date hot ones.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{dude, you never date. you just fuck around lots.}

[jack rivers]

_{yeah but i have dated!}

[flora westerveldt]

_{hanna, sicily... is that it?}

[jack rivers]

_{that sums it up for serious girlfriends.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{exactly my point.}

[jack rivers]

_{two was enough.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{you're going to turn into an old cat man.}

[jack rivers]

_{i don't even like cats .}