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[flora westerveldt]

_{i'm sure they'll take their anger out on you when they see you.}

[jack rivers]

_{i'll just walk in shirtless.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{just because you have a hot body doesn't mean you're exempt from experiencing a woman's wrath.}

[jack rivers]

_{.i really hope they don't feel the same way about that}

[flora westerveldt]

_{every woman feels the same way.}

[jack rivers]

_{women and their moods. i'm teaching arista to grow up and be chill about things.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{i'll make sure she doesn't turn into a femme version of you.}

[jack rivers]

_{she better fucking not. she's going to be a virgin for life. and she's going to an all girls school.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{you're going to wreck her life !}

[jack rivers]

_{no she'll just be my innocent little princess forever.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{aka she's going to hate you and rebel at every chance she gets.}

[jack rivers]

_{not all girls do that!.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{uh, are you insane?! every girl does.}

[jack rivers]

_{clearly i am. being a girl sounds too complicated. i prefer being simple.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{you're lucky you're a guy. being a girl sucks. too many double standards.}