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[jack rivers]

<sub>going on a beer run is so much fucking effort.

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[flora westerveldt]

_{seriously? ew. i don't even see the appeal of beer.}

[jack rivers]

_{it goes hand in hand with hockey.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{what are you, canadian?!}

[jack rivers]

_{only half.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{again, ew. if you weren't so cute, i'd hate you on principle. <3}

[jack rivers]

_{i'm pretty sure most people feel that way. good thing i'm sexy, yeah?}

[flora westerveldt]

_{definitely. although your little girl might have more of my love than you do. come by soon !}

[jack rivers]

_{yeah she's pretty cute, crawling now though, so she's into everything. i think i can do that. i'm stopping by the hospital to see hanna tomorrow, maybe i could stop by before that? if you promise to stop telling strangers she's your baby, i'll even let you have her for the afternoon .}

[flora westerveldt]

_{ooh, the ex is back in your life? cute stuff. but everyone believes me ! can you imagine if we had a kid though? would be the cutest thing on earth.}

[jack rivers]

_{both of them. think they'd ever be up for a threesome? ofcourse it would be cute. look at us.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{your life is like an episode of general hospital ! too funny. i'm pretty sure they'd kill you if you brought it up. yeah, we're both pretty cute. too bad i'd never.}

[jack rivers]

_{i hope you realize that i'm going to ask them both! another kid would make this easy, we could get married, you'd have denver as your mistress and i could have hanna and sicily as mine.}

[flora westerveldt]

_{have fun nursing your battle scars, baby. nah, denver is my number one. sorry, kiddo.}

[jack rivers]

_{it's called instant messaging. it protects me from getting my eyes gouged or my dick cut off.}