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Post by cait on Feb 3, 2011 10:52:25 GMT -7
caitlin, b. prinsloo, visitor
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FULL NAME roxanne shea wylie.
NICKNAMES roxy.
CURRENT AGE nineteen.
DATE OF BIRTH august sixth, 1991.
HOMETOWN portland, oregon.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER molly wylie (née newman), 52, dental assistant.
FATHER christopher wylie, 54, dentist.
SIBLINGS ramsey george wylie, 12.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS bowser, 5 months, chocolate lab.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK visiting my dork of a cousin, silas.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. i went into rehab at seventeen, but my father kept it under wraps.
2. i'm a fighter, not a lover.
3. i normally find funerals to be highly amusing, but my uncle's was devastating.
4. in highschool, i had to put effort into failing almost every test.
5. i listen to celine dion religiously.
GROCERY LIST
1. ramen noodles.
2. lorna doones.
3. milk.
4. chips.
5. twinkies.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. drugs.
2. marlboro reds.
3. mcdonald's fries.
4. plane ticket.
5. concert tickets.
INTERVIEW
"that child... i have no idea what to do with her. she is just one complete train wreck after another, and there's no stopping her. no amount of discipline could make roxy behave. she's just too much sometimes, and her mouth is terrible! i don't understand how she turned out so hard and crude. her mother and i are not bad people, and we raised both of our children right, so we believe. maybe roxy is just in another league of her own."
chris wylie, 54
"crazy, completely insane. she tried to burn down our barn when we were thirteen. she's just nuts. if you ask me, roxanne should have been born male. everything is there that hints to her being a boy, except for the anatomy. jeez, i don't know how anyone can actually like her. sometimes i pretend i'm not related to her."
morgan bland, cousin
"roxanne was the only normal thing in my life, and it's only because people could never understand her. there were times when i was so far from reality that just one touch from her could bring me back. she used to sing roxanne every night, and it never got old, it was some what comforting. and even though most of the things that come out of her mouth are disgusting, and her sense of humor is different from most people's, she's amazing. she believes in people, truly believes in them. i remember meeting her cousin, silas, once, and she leaned in and whispered to me, "he's going to be a big musician one day ,you just watch." and i could tell she meant it, it's all in the eyes. i was sad to see her go, but she'll make someone happy one day."
dallas green, 22
"roxanne wylie was a d student at best and a disturbance during class. i can't begin to tell you the number of times i had to ask her to leave my class or send her to the office. she didn't know when to stop talking, didn't understand how to respect authority figures, and wasn't all there at times. if i remember correctly, the girl was busted with drugs on campus once. roxanne was a complete waste of my time, and i hope i never have to teach another student like her."
delisa rice, 62
"dude, this girl, roxanne, is a bad ass mother fucker. like, total bad ass. spend a day with her, and it'll be one of the best times you've ever had. she's not afraid of shit, doesn't take shit from anyone, but she's a loyal person. we've been friends for years, and she's always had my back. roxy's not into the petty girl bullshit, and she tells it like it is. not to mention she always has tickets to the coolest concerts and lands VIP passes like no one's business. dude, i just love getting high with this bitch."
egor delaney, 20
"roxanne wylie. i haven't heard that name in a while. we used to be friends, yes, back in high school, but then she turned to drugs and that was that. i couldn't have my reputation tarnished by her. she used to start fights in the school parking lot, can you believe that? whatever, she's no good, and everyone knows it. how can you spend your days getting high? what kind of life is that? honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if she ends up dead from a bad drug bust, or something."
mallorie daniels, 19
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
pretty fucking awesome. i curse way too much, fuck harder than than your girlfriend, smoke like a chimney, and i'm still better than the corporate fags that run this country. i'm a bit inappropriate at times, blunt and down right rude, but i've got your back as long as you have mine. i trust a person until they give me a reason not to, and i honestly don't care what you think of me.
and i live by...
“people have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” c. palahniuk.
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