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Post by ash on Jan 28, 2011 10:18:46 GMT -7
dani, sammy w, resident
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FULL NAME asher camden smythe.
NICKNAMES a, ash.
CURRENT AGE twenty-one.
DATE OF BIRTH march twelfth, nineteen eighty-nine.
HOMETOWN boston, massachusetts.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.
MOTHER helena clarke (née smythe), fifty-one, owner of a luxury realty firm.
FATHER michael smythe, fifty-three, venture capitalist / stockbroker.
SIBLINGS jonah christopher smythe, twenty-three; kinsey leigh-anne smythe, seventeen.
CHILDREN none.
PETS dexter, three, chocolate lab.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK well, I'm originally from london, actually. but we moved to the states when I was just a few months old, and we've only gone back to visit family a couple of times. I grew up in boston, went to a prestigious boarding school, got into a bit of trouble, and basically was given the choice of move here, where my brother could keep an eye on me and my parents could check in from time on their work trips, or move back to london to stay with family I'd only met a few times in my life. I'd always wanted to come to new york, so, here I am.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. I'm fairly ambidextrous.
2. I'm bipolar.
3. I'm a weed dealer.
4. I should probably go to rehab for cocaine.
5. I care way more about my family than they do about me.
GROCERY LIST
1. cool ranch doritos.
2. toilet paper.
3. soap.
4. avocados.
5. peanut butter.
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. weed.
2. new strings for my fender.
3. dog food for dexter.
4. coke.
5. new vans.
INTERVIEW
"really, I'm not quite sure where we went wrong with ash. he was always such a sweet little boy growing up. then when he went off to boarding school, it was just like...he changed completely. he fell in with the wrong crowd and became an entirely different person. all I want is my little boy back."
helena smythe, fifty-one.
"I didn't see ash all that often growing up, since he was at school for most of the time, but mostly I heard about him. and everything was always negative, about him screwing up or getting in trouble or what have you. but every time he came home and spent time with me, I never saw that side of him at all. he came across as very sweet, and super protective over me. I don't care what anyone says; I will always love my big brother."
kinsey smythe, sister.
"oh my god, ash? that kid was a fucking train wreck. all he ever did was get high out of his mind, either on coke or pot, and then we had a lot of sex. it was amazing sex, mind you, but you can't base a relationship purely on sex. when he was sober, he was fine, but those moments were very few and far between. he's a sweet kid when he wants to be, but he just needs to get his shit together first before he's ready to be with anyone. last I heard, he just goes around, gets fucked up, and screws random girls. I hope he gets the help he needs, for his sake."
nia lewis, twenty-three.
"oh yeah, the smythe boy. he has very good parents, and a great background. in fact, in my class, he started out doing very well. then he started hanging out with this group of young men who act like they are god's gift to both the earth, and the female population. very quickly, his personality transformed. he started talking back, being disruptive, and not caring at all about his grades and schoolwork. it resulted in him being expelled from the institution. poor kid. it's a real shame, too. he could have gone on to do amazing things."
andrew lawson, forty-five.
"dude, don't let what everyone says get to you. ash is one of the most chill people ever. he's a hard worker when he wants something, and he has a really easygoing personality. at least, to me he does. and to most girls, since he almost always ends up charming the pants off them -- literally. but yeah, he brings the party wherever he goes. it's hard to get to know him at first, sure, but once you do, he's as loyal as they come."
zaiden hildebrand, twenty-one.
"my family has never liked the smythes in general, but there's something about that asher kid that's just not right. I think he's fucking nuts, dude. every time you see him, he's strung out or getting in a fight or something. I grew up thinking I'd become business rivals with him like my father is with his father, but fat chance of that ever happening. ash couldn't go into business if his life fucking depended on it. looks like the smythe brilliance skipped a generation with him. let's just pray to god he doesn't procreate."
xander terrence, twenty-two.
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
one of the coolest fucking people you will ever meet. unless you piss me off or mess with my family. then I will more than likely kill you. try me.
and i live by...
"do what you love, and fuck the rest."
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