dusty .

[flora westerveldt]

_{great minds think alike, duhh. but really. quit drinking so much water. it's gross, anyway.}

[kalian]

would you prefer i drink beer instead?

[flora westerveldt]

_{i didn't say become an alcoholic. stick with orange juice.}

[kalian]

what about chocolate milk?

[flora westerveldt]

_{that's almost as bad as banana milk.}

[kalian]

banana milk sounds absolutely disgusting. bananas are sub par compared to chocolate

[flora westerveldt]

_{i agree with you about that in general but since we're talking about milk, they're equally gross. milkshakes are the only way to go.}

[kalian]

milkshakes are shaken milk, that makes you illogical

[flora westerveldt]

_{illogical or not, an oreo milkshake trumps chocolate milk any day.}

[kalian]

so fattening. i'm watching my girlish figure, obv

[flora westerveldt]

_{as much as i'm digging the giraffe neck and bambi eyes, girls like more than just skin and bones.}

[kalian]

i have a yale educationnnnnn

[flora westerveldt]

_{smart and cute? remind me again why you don't have a girlfriend?}

[kalian]

i haven't showered in two days...

[flora westerveldt]

_{i feel like i should call the fire department so they can come spray you down with a hose.}