. such gold

[holden mcavoy]

_{remind me again why we're here in the snow and below zero temperatures and not in la.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{remind me why my ass looks just like kim kardashians instead.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{you can't put a hold on sex until we get married and then ask things like that.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{except for the fact that i can and i will.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{this must be cruel and unusual punishment.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{i told you you'd pay for your london stint.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{you're hurting yourself in the process.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{lol @ how i'm really not though!}

[holden mcavoy]

_{oh right, you have that vibrator.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{nah. i typically prefer the real thing.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{see, suffering.}

[theodora armstrong]

_{you're not getting it.}

[holden mcavoy]

_{you're not fucking anyone else.}

[theodora armstrong]

_oh.

[holden mcavoy]

_leaving.