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Post by zane wolfe on Jan 26, 2011 14:13:32 GMT -7
kelly, freddie rayner, visitor
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FULL NAME zane patrick wolfe
NICKNAMES z, zane
CURRENT AGE twenty
DATE OF BIRTH october 9
HOMETOWN cape town, south africa
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single
MOTHER amanda wolfe (née cox), fifty, cleaner.
FATHER cormac wolfe, sixty, layabout
SIBLINGS bolton wolfe, twenty five
louisa wolfe, twenty two
asher wolfe, eighteen
kylie wofle, twelve.
CHILDREN nada
PETS keefe, staffy
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK to get the fuck away from my parents, and shack up with my rich, childless uncle
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. i shop lifted between the ages of 13 and 17
2. i sell drugs, not really a secret though
3. i know cormac isn't my real father
4.i'm on medication for bipolar
5. i want to work with animals, but thats a pussy job
GROCERY LIST
1. cigarettes
2. crisps
3. underwear
4. xbox kinect
5. water
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. cigarettes
2. misfits season one
3. mars bar
4. new hoodie
5. shampoo
INTERVIEW
" i don't know why we carried on having kids after the first one, to be perfectly fucking honest. amanda always wanted a big family but we lived in a tiny two bed apartment, with hardly enough room for the two of us. the kids weren't made out of love either, they all just fucking happened by accident. zane is the first kid of ours to actually like, make an effort to get the fuck out of africa."
cormac wolfe, 60
" i don't know why zane decided he had the right to shack up with me recently, i guess he saw the money as a way out. he's an annoying little brat, smoking in the house and coming home early in the morning. i'm not one to complain but he's a right one, you know? but whatever, i'll hold him up until he can get himself straight. "
andy wolfe, uncle
" zane needs to piss off out of my life forever. i don't need constant reminders about him, he's a dick! we'd only been together for like, a day before he slept with my best friend. i don't fucking know why i even liked him to begin with, i knew he was a douche. but i guess that was kind of attractive, at first. just be careful, he has no regard for feelings or emotions at all. he's detached. "
daisy carmel, nineteen
"i ... don't know what there is to say about zane. considering the amount of times i saw him, i don't really think i can make a judgement on him. from a teachers point of view, he was an awful student and i was almost glad he didn't turn up to class. his grades were an all time low for any of my students, he was disappointing so i say good riddance. "
professor gideon, fifty three
"zane's a right laugh, you know? he says everything in a sarcastic tone of voice, and it's fucking hilarious when people take him seriously! he's good for getting you into exclusive places, hooking you up with hot girls and getting you access to drugs. he's a fucking awesome mate. "
trey walsh, twenty
"what a cunt. i seriously hope he dies really horribly, gets impaled on something like a spear. he's a disgusting, filthy beast. he doesn't understand respect, or feelings, or the word 'no.' "
penelope rayne, eighteen
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
the most bloody gorgeous boy ever to grace the earth. it's okay, you can admit it.
and i live by...
" if you care about anything, make it yourself. you're the only person who really fucking matters."
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