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Post by holden mcavoy on Jan 24, 2011 18:45:19 GMT -7
matthew, miles garber, resident.
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FULL NAME holden simon mcavoy
NICKNAMES caulfield.
CURRENT AGE twenty-one.
DATE OF BIRTH may 9th.
HOMETOWN boulder, co.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS engaged.
MOTHER diane levy, 39, occupation.
FATHER jack mcavoy, 39, unemployed/self proclaimed humanitarian.
SIBLINGS n/a.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS velvet, tea cup yorkie.
REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK the woman.
BEST KEPT SECRETS
1. terrified of being alone.
2. doesn’t know where his parents are.
3. slept on the streets before.
4. hates mustard.
GROCERY LIST
1. chicken fingers
2. pizza bagels
3. beer
4. brownies
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. weed.
2. toy for velvet.
3. gift for theodora.
4. movie ticket.
5. weed.
INTERVIEW
"i haven’t seen my son in years, but i hope he isn’t as whiny as he was, always whining about when we’ll be home."
jack mcavoy, thirty-nine.
"i never met holden. i had a falling out with my daughter years ago and we haven’t spoken since. i hope he’s well and i hope that he’s ever in new york, he will contact me."
robyn levy, grandmother.
"holden is beyond annoying. like really gorgeous but you want to smack him sometimes because he gets really obnoxious when he eats all the food. he can’t even pay for the food he eats because the lazy fuck won’t get a job. i don’t understand how i payed for his shit so long. he’s nice to look at sure, but that’s about all he’s good for. he thinks he’s fantastic in the bedroom but let me tell you that you can find someone just as good with a little effort. he reminds me of the secret life of the american teenager if there were a legit version, rather than this pregnancy bullshit.”
allondra mancini, twenty-one.
"holden has to be one of the worst students i've ever come across. not only was he lazy, i do not think he was able to permeate any information. not only that, he cheated on every assignment or exam. the only reason why he managed to pass was because i heard he slept with his teachers."
sharon white, fifty-six.
"holden is really chill, he’s down for anything."
mason avery, twenty-one.
"he slept with my girlfriend and then to make matters worse, the dick slept with my mom.” mason avery, twenty-one.
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
all the ways you wish you could be, that's me. i look like you want to look, i fuck like you want to fuck, i am smart, capable, and most importantly, i am free in all the ways that you are not.
and i live by...
"drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. to escape what we know. our education. our bite of the apple.”
“what i want is to be needed. what i need is to be indispensable to somebody. who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. somebody addicted to me. a mutual addiction.”
“the magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possessions. no matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem.”
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