rivers, jack daniel

[jack rivers]

rinn, river v, citizen
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FULL NAME jack daniel rivers.
NICKNAMES jj.
CURRENT AGE twenty two.
DATE OF BIRTH may thirteenth.
HOMETOWN .fairfield county, connecticut
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single.

MOTHER scarlett rivers (nee von kempt), fourty-seven, brain surgeon.
FATHER thomas rivers, fourty-nine, ceo.
SIBLINGS trenton rivers, eighteen, student.
CHILDREN arista scarlet rivers, nine months.
PETS alice, five months, chocolate lab.

REASON FOR BEING IN NEW YORK work

BEST KEPT SECRETS

1. i had two DUIs
2. i'm currently driving with a suspended license
3. i keep a gun in my bedside drawer
4. when arista gets older i won't mind having tea parties with her
5. i'm sick of playing hockey

GROCERY LIST

1. baby food
2. steak
3. beer
4. chips
5. oreos

MOST RECENT PURCHASES

1. diapers
2. beer
3. the dads survival guide
4. playboy
5. teething rings

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INTERVIEW

" jack certainly has grown up this last year. i'm extremely proud of him. when he was growing up he was such a trouble maker, especially in his teenage years, but after getting that girl pregnant, he really stepped up to the plate. i don't know where she ran off to, but he and arista really are thriving. maybe it was his father offering him a job with the company. he has a sense of responsibility now.."

scarlett rivers, fourty-seven

"jack was cool as shit when we were younger. he taught me how to play hockey, how to score with girls, how to drive. fuckin' everything. i kinda miss having him around home, and it's weird now that he's mr.mom. arista's cute though. she's lucky to have jack as her dad."

trenton rivers, younger brother

" jack cheated on me with my step-sister, he's a fucking prick ."

nathalie james, twenty-one

"jack was never an overacheiver in school. he spent too much time playing sports and flirting with girls. he was a bright boy, just didn't apply himself. and always getting into trouble. there was more than one occasion he was caught flirting with the female student teachers. he liked to play pranks. i still don't know how he got my car onto the roof. ."

muriel graves, sixty-four

" jack's a cool guy, always up for a party or a laugh. pretty spoiled by his parents though. they were always ready to pay off who they needed to to keep him out of trouble. made it more fun though, we could do whatever we wanted. he's grown up more now though, have you seen his kid? she's pretty damn cute."

oscar williams, twenty-three

"jack's a fucking asshole. he's so cocky and thinks he's the hottest thing going"

aimee richardson, twenty-one

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PERSONAL

but really, i am...

pretty fucking ace.

and i live by...

"a quote, lyrics, or excerpt from a piece of literature that describes them or that they relate to."

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