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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 18:25:17 GMT -7
---i have no idea why anyone would want to watch the human centipede, have you?
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 19:32:20 GMT -7
better question, isla. why do people think it's just straight to eat kfc as if they haven't heard what the fuck goes on there?!
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 20:00:23 GMT -7
---because those secret spices are orgasmic, that's why. my question was better, why would you want to watch people shitting into each other's mouths?!
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 20:05:14 GMT -7
so fucked up. the same reason rihanna thinks chains and whips excite her. everyone's got a fucked up fetish. what's yours?
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 20:18:26 GMT -7
---chains and whips are pretty normal, come on! food, isn't that gross? i really go in for the whole whipped cream, cherries on the nipz thing. what about yourself, st. nick?
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 20:21:40 GMT -7
that's normal too. i dunno, feet i guess. especially while they're in fishnet tights or whatever, what's hotter?
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 20:25:04 GMT -7
---except i'd take it as far as things like gravy, and mash potato, you know, really unsexy food choices. oh my god, that's so wrong, feet are disgusting!
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 20:28:48 GMT -7
yeaa, now you've taken it too far! and i was kidding you fuck. that's repulsive. though i did just watch a mtv special on it. this guy made this chick he met online shove her hands in her shoe after a night out, proceeded to lick her fingers. and the tights were equivalent to lingerie. it was fucking disgusting.
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 20:33:26 GMT -7
---whipped cream is socially acceptable! should have known you'd duck out of answering the question, i bet you're into something super filthy. are you one of those people who likes to dress up as a baby? ugh, that's so unhygienic!
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 20:39:57 GMT -7
mashed potatoes and gravy though? not so much! good call baby. do i honestly give off that impression? because if so i've got some serious character adjusting to do! yeaaa, right? they never even fucked. just sucked on her toes and shit, got it tattoo'd on his arm, the whole shabang.
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 20:48:28 GMT -7
---i told you in that in confidence, don't you go round telling people your ex girlfriend has some sort of sexual attraction to gravy. no no, i just associate you with babies. you would look cute in a nappy though, have you considered it? oh jesus, he sounds like one of those little fish that eats dead skin off of feet.
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 20:55:01 GMT -7
trust me, that's the last thing i'm gonna tell people! first on the other handddd.. i wore one once to an ugly christmas sweater party, the one you refused to go to, actually! missed your chance. because that will never happen again. you know you've got a lot of unnecessary knowledge.
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 21:11:11 GMT -7
---...you are such a tease, how dare you deprive me of such an undoubtedly sexy image. you know why? because you used to be so late to pick me up, i'd watch documentaries and read random articles on wikipedia. in other words, that's your fault.
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Post by nicholas wright on Feb 23, 2011 21:16:45 GMT -7
hardly my fault! you'd just sit in the mirror for two fucking hours "getting ready" before i came to conclude you didn't wanna go!
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Post by isla mount on Feb 23, 2011 21:21:23 GMT -7
---it's not my fault that it takes that long to tame my hair, it's a beast before i properly apply myself to it! but moving on. how's life treating you? it's been too long since we last spoke, part of me was convinced you'd blocked me.
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