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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 12, 2011 13:39:52 GMT -7
--- quick question - is there a god?
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 12, 2011 17:17:56 GMT -7
man come on now, you need to stop trying to out me. people will try to put me on a cross or some shit.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 12, 2011 17:33:02 GMT -7
--- hardy har har har! but seriously griff, there must be. i come to this conclusion via analytic means:
premise one: if something is so good it defies explanation, it must be divine.
premise two: the way dr pepper tastes.
premise three: there's this hot girl who lives across the road from me, and she's naked nearly all the time, with curtains open.
conclusion: premise two and three are too good to be explained by earthly means, therefore are divine - god must exist.
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 12, 2011 17:39:35 GMT -7
this is serious! how can anything but a god have a face like mine? also, two things: wtf is a premise? is that like a preview? because i hate that shit. how old is this hot girl? because cougars are trouble, man, be aware! and i fucking hate your life so as god i'm going to make all the dr. pepper in the world disappear. I AM GOD, HERE ME ROAR.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 13, 2011 7:00:59 GMT -7
--- just so you know, god knows everything, so y'all probably wouldn't be asking so many questions if you were divine. probably wouldn't be so short either, bro. STILL GOT MY CAN, WHAT YA GONNA DO?! seriously, come see this girl. she's like, idk, twenty-five?
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 13, 2011 7:35:47 GMT -7
maybe god likes to pretend to be surprised sometimes? maybe i get tired being right allllll the time. besides, hoes call me god all the time, so it must be true. i'm ignoring the short comment because i'm sort of like a pimp, so i don't wanna have to back hand you. i'm going to kick your ass. i would, but i'm too busy BANGING ACANTHA. WHAT NOW BRO. if that shit ain't divine i don't know what to believe in.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 13, 2011 14:30:46 GMT -7
--- it's nice that garden equipment has such a high opinion of you. ... FUCK YOU, low blow!
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 13, 2011 19:24:19 GMT -7
you're such a tool. but see, now don't you believe i'm god?
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 14, 2011 17:51:55 GMT -7
--- you're definitely something, that's for sure. send me nudes?
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 14, 2011 18:04:01 GMT -7
i'm pretty great, honestly. well dude, i will, but don't you think thats a bit.. you know, homo? i mean, if you're into dudes, it's cool, though.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 14, 2011 18:11:08 GMT -7
--- OBVIOUSLY OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND. though also of you actually, i'll hand them out as abstinence incentives. but seriously bro, you properly dating? like, you're not gonna cheat?
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 14, 2011 18:15:18 GMT -7
riiiiight, cover it up now. but i totally will. i'll trick her into it. except it would backfire because all the virgins would come running to me! we're seriously dating. i never cheat, i just explore other options, and i'm trying not to!
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 14, 2011 18:32:45 GMT -7
--- you're a good friend g. we'll test this theory, yeah? i give you five weeks, i mean, i'd be genuinely impressed if you went beyond that by even a day!
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Post by griffon milthorpe on Mar 14, 2011 18:56:55 GMT -7
aren't i, though? i'm such a good friend i'm even apartment hunting with cat. yeah, i can feel the envy oozing from you! hey, i would never cheat on cantha, she's such a fucking babe.
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Post by harry rutherford on Mar 14, 2011 19:01:56 GMT -7
--- ... cat's moving here? man she wants to be me. but yeah yeah yeah, we'll see how that holds up.
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