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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 12, 2011 13:33:39 GMT -7
why won't you just marry me so i don't have to deal with any of this anymore?
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Post by catherine north on Mar 12, 2011 14:29:29 GMT -7
when we're both seventy and unmarried, i'll marry you! just cause, though dying alone is inevitable, the idea of not is comforting.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 12, 2011 16:07:55 GMT -7
lower it to sixty and you've got a deal. i want more time relaxing in florida with my lovely companion. we can get our shuffleboard on all day every day.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 12, 2011 22:20:09 GMT -7
not flo rida! with our complexions, we'll be walking, talking lobsters.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 13, 2011 0:15:00 GMT -7
au contraire, my dear. we take more lessons from our elderly companions and wear giant hats and baggy clothes and sit under giant umbrellas with extra-UV-protection shades and spf 50 all day.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 13, 2011 7:54:01 GMT -7
fuck it. we're retiring with cups of tea in our hands, and antique roadshow on the tv. not fruit punch and jersey shore.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 13, 2011 19:14:37 GMT -7
they have tea and antique roadshow in florida.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 13, 2011 20:15:16 GMT -7
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 13, 2011 20:24:47 GMT -7
see, sweetheart? we're perfect for each other; we're already bickering like we're in our golden years.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 13, 2011 20:40:14 GMT -7
except, seeing that we haven't spent fifty or so years together, i'm not sure if bickering is a bright sign.
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Post by ferris patenaude on Mar 14, 2011 5:34:58 GMT -7
of course it is. you can't have amazing makeup sex if you don't argue first. it's absolutely essential to any lasting relationship.
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Post by catherine north on Mar 14, 2011 13:59:51 GMT -7
right, true dattt. no florida though!
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