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Post by theodore galis on Feb 15, 2011 17:39:55 GMT -7
---don't get me wrong, i don't have a problem with you fucking him. but you know. anyway, i was at work yesterday and i got hit on by a gay guy. i need your honest opinion, do i look gay?
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 15, 2011 17:48:58 GMT -7
i do, it's embarrassing, gaaaad damn. friends with money changed my perspective on the gays. you have sort of a gay vibe, like a closet gay. just stop wearing tight shirts.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 15, 2011 19:00:57 GMT -7
---punch him for bullshitting. but then the hours i put in at the gym would be in vain, you're full of useless suggestions. i think it's the fireman thing.
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 15, 2011 19:51:06 GMT -7
i'll kick him instead. you should come to my house in only your fireman pants and teach me how to do a proper push up. i suck.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 15, 2011 21:27:42 GMT -7
---make it a dropkick. i'd feel like a strippergram, but for you, anything. and you could do with some bicep work.
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 15, 2011 22:18:12 GMT -7
will do! you'll fit the part well, ride the subway to further embarrass yourself. yadayadayada, i like my lady arms.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 16, 2011 7:15:57 GMT -7
---you kidding me? i only ever drive anywhere, i wouldn't even know how to use the subway. after i teach you push ups you can teach me how to use public transport, not that it's knowledge i'll ever use.
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 16, 2011 8:30:31 GMT -7
oh, golden child, the life you lead is a pathetic one. i bet even obama rides the subway, nobody is too good for public transportation. you'll love it, there's something freeing about germ ridden seats.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 16, 2011 11:32:23 GMT -7
---i live the dream, you can blow me. i still don't get why you'd use it if you have a car, unless you can't afford gas. you should probably have your kid tested in case you got impregnated via subway seat.
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 16, 2011 13:08:06 GMT -7
because sometimes it's nice to hear the angelic tunes coming from the hobo's ukulele. nah, i researched 'getting pregnant by sitting on a toilet' when i was fourteen, it didn't seem very possible.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 16, 2011 16:28:20 GMT -7
---i'm sure the internet is full of that, no need to risk assault when trying to get somewhere. you sure? 'cause i think i read a chuck palahniuk story to the contrary.
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 16, 2011 18:04:59 GMT -7
scars are sexy, the story of a blood transfusion is sexier. yea, but there's a reason chuck's in fiction. god.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 16, 2011 20:12:28 GMT -7
---i get enough of that shit at work. oh come on, the man does his best to be accurate with that sort of thing. but really now, you're actually gonna have to see true grit with me, because no one else i know is interested. i'll take you by force if necessary.
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Post by winnie osbourne on Feb 16, 2011 20:31:14 GMT -7
oh wahh, you suck. he totally makes everything up. ohhhhh, i was hoping you'd forgotten about that. i'll agree, but only because it's the only time i've liked matt damon.
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Post by theodore galis on Feb 17, 2011 13:36:18 GMT -7
---... matt damon's in it?!
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