. under the sheets

[brody miller]

yes i am, you just don't wanna admit it. since you are into another type of guy ahahaha. oh please i'm too sexy to be killed.

[nahla rivera]

_{shut up, excuse me for liking someone who is mature and a gentleman and doesn't feel the need to blackmail people to get a date. you really want to test that?}

[brody miller]

if he was mature he wouldn't have hooked up with you, no offense. he looks kinda old. not really. remember you don't wanna go to jail.

[nahla rivera]

_{he's only twenty eight, okay, it's not that old. and apart from forays into immaturity when i'm bickering with you, i am quite mature. no, you don't want me to go to jail, because you seem to have some convoluted fantasy that after two dates i'm going to drop my panties and fall madly in love with you.}

[brody miller]

LOLOL whatever snoooki whatever. you are still immature considering you go out and get drunk and wanna fight people. real mature. the falling in love part is shit, but dropping your panties would be chill.

[nahla rivera]

_{as much as i love jersey shore, you honestly did not just compare to that dumpy oompa fucking loompa, did you? do you want to die? is that it? have you no zest for life anymore so you want toprovoke me into killing you because you know i have the temper of some roidhead wrestler? that was different, i was provoked and you know i have a temper. well, neither is gonna happen.}

[brody miller]

welll deal with the nickname because i'm calling you it from now on rivera is done. i'd really like to see you go all ape shit on me, because i honestly don't think you would. you are all talk, no game. and on this date you can't be a sour bitch because then it just isn't even a date. once again, you'll keep saying that whatever willl stop yourself from thinking about me.

[nahla rivera]

_{fuck you, brody, fuck you in the ass with something hard and sandpapery. i wasn't all talk the other night with carson, was i? my brother and diem kept that shit from happening if they weren't there bitch would've been on the floor. you can't keep adding stipulations, miller, we made a deal, you can't keep changing it to suit your whims!}

[brody miller]

LOLOL right okay little one. that's because you had a little too much to drink obviously, now if we were in person right now i don't think you would hit me at all. well you suppose to be a bitch on dates? no. so don't be. it's still part of the deal! i'm just asking you to contain your anger.

[nahla rivera]

_{little one? you are just... do you realize how big of a pain in the ass you are? did you go to a special school or something? whatfuckingever fine then, i'll be pleasant, i'll even gag into my napkin instead of on to the table. :)}

[brody miller]

obviously. i do it intentionally. yeah, i went to a special school and there was this baller class it was called jackass 101. good, go ahead gag in the napkin i'll take it.

[nahla rivera]

_{you think you're just so clever, don't you?}

[brody miller]

oh, I know I am. I still don't understand why yiu are making a big deal out of this date.

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[nahla rivera]

_{because i don't take kindly to blackmail? might be something like that.}

[brody miller]

so that's why you go on the dates, then it won't happen.